Tag: Finances

My Degree -2013

Unfortunately life and varied challenges have not created the space for my actualizing income .

I asked for a loan in 2005 or 06 to take an intergrated nutrition course . My house , bought ” under the influence ” of psychiatric poisons was $1000 a month , bare minimum to replace my health care was a $1000.

He said no .

Too busy , traveling , big timing , still paying the kids cell phone bills and lavish Christmas gifts and vacations . Using money he cheated me on .

Condemning me for not working , especially in letters to my lawyers , but not willing to support my effort to do so .

I’m so glad I received this degree , I chose not to use the more common ” psychic ” counselor, not here in Virginia .

I don’t think I’ll attempt 1 on 1 counseling but a pod casts or web page .. internet radio .

Just going through the motions of clearing up old business .

Peace ☮️

The tariffs increase

Trump has officially declared a national emergency…… and no, not over school shootings, medical bankruptcy, or the fact that rent costs your soul and a small piece of your liver.

Not even because insulin costs more than crack.

Nope. The emergency is that… we buy too many things.

Seriously.

The U.S. imports too much stuff, and now we’re apparently under threat of collapsing into a pile of yoga pants and flat screen TVs.

So what’s the master plan?

TARIFF. THE. ENTIRE. PLANET.

Starting April 5, Trump is slapping a 10% tax on every country that has the audacity to send us products we willingly buy.

Then on April 9, the countries that had the nerve to run functioning economies and sell us stuff in bulk?

They get extra punishment taxes.

Because clearly, if we don’t tax imported lawn chairs, the U.S. military disintegrates and the Constitution catches fire.

And yes, this includes places like Heard Island and McDonald Islands, where there are literally no humans, only penguins and seals living their best frozen lives.

So yeah.

The penguins got tariffed.

Because apparently, freedom has a price, and it’s now 10% more expensive.

Let me explain this like you’re standing in a Bass Pro Shop, wearing New Balances, red in the face, and screaming about the “deep state” while holding a fishing rod made in Taiwan:

A tariff is a tax.

You pay it.

Not China. Not Brazil. Not some mime in France.

YOU. Every time you buy literally anything.

From Amazon. Walmart. Tractor Supply. Doesn’t matter. You’re funding this trade war one overpriced air fryer at a time.

Trump says this is about “reciprocity.”

Nah, babe.

This is economic cosplay for people who think Costco is a diplomatic threat.

This isn’t strategy.

This is revenge politics and your paycheck is the hostage.

Your sneakers? Taxed.

Your blender? Taxed.

Your iPhone? Taxed.

Your bidet? oh wait, half of y’all still don’t wash your behinds, so that’s a financial win for you, I guess.

Everyone else? Enjoy your imported soap hike.

And if another country dares to fight back?

Trump built in a clause to double down.

This man really said: “If you retaliate, I’ll retaliate harder, and we’ll all drown together in overpriced baby formula.”

It’s a global tantrum with a bazooka and a toddler’s logic.

Even Mexico and Canada are getting slapped with tariffs if their goods aren’t perfectly labeled

Unless it’s potash, because apparently potash is the Beyoncé of minerals and must be protected at all costs.

(Seriously. Look it up. It’s in the executive order. Potash is untouchable.)

So congratulations, patriots.

You’re about to pay more for:

Your diapers

Your garden hoses

Your throw pillows

Your kid’s cleats

Your poorly made MAGA mug ironically produced in a Chinese factory

Because capitalism works great…

Until Trump loses at it.

Then it’s “national emergency” time and we start taxing icebergs out of spite.

This isn’t “owning China.”

It’s not “hurting the libs.”

It’s shooting yourself in the face and high fiving the guy holding the gun.

Somebody please Venmo the seals.

And the penguins.

They didn’t deserve this.